Mom has still got it!

Tonight Mason's baseball team had practice. The last half of practice the kids played the parents. The boys batted first. Mason was the first batter. I was playing left field. Mason hit a fly ball to left and I caught it. I think we were both shocked. I was laughing so hard I thought I was going to pee my pants. We ended up beating them 4-3. I even got a hit and scored.

On our way home we passed the Jr. High. Tanner said, "I can't wait to go to Jr. High. You get your own locker." Mason said, "Yeah, but you have to take showers in front of everyone. I'm not going to do it. I'll just spray Axe all over myself." I tried to assure him it would be okay. All kids have to do it and the coach makes you take a shower. He asked,"Do the girls have to too?" I told him yes. He said, "At least we don't have to shower in the same room as the girls, we would see their vagina's," Then he said,"Remember in Kindergarten Cop that little boy said, my dad looks at vaginas all day." He laughed and laughed. I said, "Mason you know why the boy said that right?" I didn't want him thinking the boy's dad was a porn addict or something. He said he didn't know why. I explained to him he was a woman's doctor. Mason said that was gross. I said, "You know a doctor that delivers babies." He said, "That is still gross. I mean I wouldn't want to stick my hand up some ladies vagina. That is worse than touching a frog." That is pretty bad for Mason. He is really scared of frogs. I burst out laughing because I couldn't keep it in any longer. I just keep wondering if he is going to feel the same way in a few years. Then Tanner started laughing and said, "Vayina, vayina." Mason said, "Man you can't even say it right." Thankfully we drove up to McDonald's at this point and our conversation could turn to food. Man they keep life interesting.